Do you have a funny cat story?

I have plenty but this one had me splitting a gut! You have to know my friend. She is married and in her late 40's and never had children but always wanted them. Anyway she ended up being mommy to kitties instead. They are her life! She is so over protective and once she thought her cat swallowed a pin from her quilt she was working on and was ready to take it to the vet. Her husband thought she was over reacting. Anyway last min. they found the pin so whew no vet. Well now this past week she had noticed a black mark on the inside of her cat's nose. If you have ever had an orange cat, you will know that they get these prominent black marks in the nose and mouth area, but she didn't know that and she panics. Tells her husband she's got to take him to the vet because the black spot had spread quickly and she fear skin cancer. She takes him to the vet and whie in the office is carrying on and they tell her the same thing and she says no, this is serious as it has a raised bump!